Maine . . . The way life should be!  Wilderness, mountains, light houses, schooners, a simpler way of living . . .

A CD of Bert and I stories . . .

This new-last-fall CD features Bert and I founder Bob Bryan and Maine humorist Tim Sample on their first album together since 1983's How to Talk Yankee. The 22 tales on Bert and I...Rebooted -- including a brand new "Bluebird" adventure -- are in the Downeast humor tradition of the original Bert and I albums by Marshall Dodge and Bob Bryan, which took New England and the nation by storm a few decades ago, and are still tickling ribs today. Cover art is by longtime Bert and I illustrator, Mark Andres.

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Drawing by Mark Andres.

The Bert and I

Story Swap

& Tall Tales Competition

Friday, August 1, 2 to 4 PM, as part of the Maine Lobster Festival, Rockland, ME

The Producers of Bert and I will be awarding $50 for the Best tall tale,  the Best Bert and I impression, the Best Fisherman’s lie, the Best New song and lobster fishin’. Have a story, but too timid to tell it on stage? No problem. Email us your story and we’ll have one of the Bert and I Players perform it on stage for you. Have a humorous skit about lobster fishing, or what it’s like livin’ on the Maine coast? Send it along. We’ll perform it on the stage as well.

For more information click here: Bert and I Auditions.

The Bert and I

Vaudeville Company

73 Mountain Street

Camden, Maine 04843


Bert and I

Maine’s Humorists

and Storytellers